What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.