What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)