What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

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a free radical..

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A small medium at large.

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A small medium at-large!

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Ryan Locht-up

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.