What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....