What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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The Mersenne Twister.

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Because there is no driver up there.

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Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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He felt pain.

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NACHO-CHEESE

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Camembert

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture