What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese