What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"