What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.