What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.