Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People