Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

www.innie the pooh.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit