How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.