How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.