How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points