Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.