Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

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Polygon Jokes More Polygon Jokes

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.

What's a Polygon?

A dead parrot.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Manchester United Jokes More Manchester United Jokes

Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge?

A : Four Nothing

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.