Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Bermuda Triangle Jokes More Bermuda Triangle Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.