Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.