Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

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What's white & falls from the sky?

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Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

Suntan Jokes More Suntan Jokes

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea