How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.