How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.