What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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I'm always taken for granite!

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!