Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.