Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.