What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Previous Random Joke Next

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed