How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!