A: Learning from your mistakes.
Because he couldn't Bear children.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Grandparents.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
