What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.