What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!