What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran