Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"