Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."