What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."