What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.