Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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With Apple accessories.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant