Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

any

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants