Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets