Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.