Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What type of bees make milk?

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!