Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating