Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.