What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Nobody knows yet.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.