What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers