What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry