What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.