What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im