Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes