Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.