Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."