What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.