What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.