What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D