What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal