What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."