What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.