What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.