What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.