How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer