How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear