How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.