How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Who pays?

Germany.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.