What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.