What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...