How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.