What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust