What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8