What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."