Live Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.