One live baby nailed to ten trees.
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Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
The holocaust
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
Not yet," she replied
In his nutsack...
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Deadpeople
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Recoil
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Get off at the next stop!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."
She kept throwing away all the W's.
