They both exaggerate the length.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Santa stops after three hoes.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
Bison
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
SHE WENT TO JARED!
He dumped his girlfriend
Absolutely nothing.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
6
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Time to get a new fence...
19 . Got a problem with that?
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
