They both exaggerate the length.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Cell Phones.
aggregated basalt
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because they're meteor
Cause they lactose.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
Turn 19
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Oops
Because black people don't have rights.
Because everyone was a goblin
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.
Because prison showers aren't very good...
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
