They both exaggerate the length.
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Coffee Mug
12 inches
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"
Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
There's 19 of them
cos' sin tans
Because then it'd be a foot!
Nothing.
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Get out of the way.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
That's inappropriate.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
