They both exaggerate the length.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Absolutely nothing.
Nothing.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Because Santa came early this year.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A cud thud!
It's usually a sorted affair.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
He got the sack.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
A-Men.
