What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".