What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!