What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white