Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.