What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.