You gotta catch Jamal
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Your under a vest
He shot it.
Pullover
It was a black one.
A policeman doing his duty!
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
At random.
A clop cop.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He saw a .
A fair cop !
Oh give it arrest.
Bacon.
CuNO3!
he was undercover *!*
Because he was an undercover cop
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
A search warren!
Because they sell more tickets!
I'll look into it."
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
Quack
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he always shoots the black one first.
He is in Spectre (Inspector)
To pot the brown.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I woke up exhausted!
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Gotta go fast.
Warren !
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Thesaurus.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Collared Greens'
They combined for 16 paws.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
