What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling